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I finished everything yesterday, so...
LAZY-TIME! Whooeee!
Next... I think I'll invent football. Pork rinds? Recliners...
I made a bunch more stuff today! It was great!
Cattles and creepy bugs, and all the stuff that goes in between.
But that wasn't the high point of my day. Listen to this... I created man. Great, huh? I've got such high hopes. This guy's going to have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the birds of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earf, and over every creeping thing that creeps upon the earf.
I made him look like me, too!
This is roughly what I told him, when he realized he could listen and stuff:"Behold! I have given you every plant with seeds! And seedless watermellon! And I gave you every tree with seed in its fruit! And all those animals and stuff... They're yours, too!"
I da man.
It was waaaaaaaay too quiet around here earlier today. So, being the resourceful fella I am, found my good old sea monkies and poured those babies into the "Seas".
A whole mess of living creatures came out, birds and fish and all the creatures that could skeedaddle their way out started inhabiting my "Earf".
Some of those guys asked me what to do, and I paniced. I think I said something like "Eat fruits and multiply and don't pee in my seas, and let birds multiply on the earf."
Oh well. They knew what I meant.
I was playing with this great new tinfoil I bought. I cut a bunch up and hung it around "Cleaveland" to make everything look all nice and spiffy. You can sort of see them from "Earf", but they just look like little points of light. Bought a Disco Ball and the biggest Lava Lamp you ever did see, too. I figure I'll put the ball up at night, for the partiers (when I get around to creating them) and leave the lava lamp out during the day to keep everything groovy.
Man, I am good.
I was working on another new song today.
"A, B, C, D, E, uh... E... F! G, H, I, um... er... I, I..." I stopped there.
I made some rocks and sand and stuff today... Call it "Earf". Still, that's another name that I'm not necessarily done with yet. I may end up tweaking things later on!
I called all the water around my "Earf" the "Seas". There's six of them, I think... Maybe more? I dunno. I have trouble counting past five... I get mixed up when moving from hand to hand. :)
I planted a bunch of seeds and crap too.
Whatever. I'm tired. Catch you on the flipside.
Had another crazy idea today. I was just free-style rapping when all of a sudden this popped out:
So, as I was finishing up, this firmament rose up and it separated the waters. I was kinda stuck for a name, but I think "Heaven" will work alright? Either that or "Cleaveland". Not sure, yet.
The Begining
I created the heavens and the earth today. There wasn't really all that much happening and well, to be honest with you all, I was getting a little bored. I think I've got a good thing happening here... We'll see.
I had this really crazy idea... I was just like "Hey, yo. Let there be light."
And there was light. And I looked at this light for a while, and it looked pretty good. So I pulled the light away from the darkness, and called it "day". I figure this is when everyone will catch up on sleep.
Once I separated the light from the dark I decided to call all that leftover darkness "night". During this period of dark, the real parties will get going.
That's it for today. I'll do some more tomorrow.
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I know I am not god.
This is sattire. Don't hate me.
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